政府都在干嘛

周一上班，茶水间的美绿粉，即溶咖啡粉、糖，其廉粉，全部空了。听茶水间阿姨说是被偷光的，很常发生。

这家公司，规模很大。进出这里的人，也铁定受过教育。

政府是不是该思考如何进步，好让人民可以不至于穷到偷这些，我真的觉得他们搞不好就是偷回去喂养小孩的。政府是不是该思考如何提高人民素质、文化，文明度，而不是老在建更大的皇宫和更宏伟的回教堂？

BAN - Premium Pork 三板頭 Sanbanto @ SS2

So Andy reached home at 8-ish, considered VERY early if I compare it to the usual time he would come home after joining his current workplace. I bought him his favorite junk food but it was too little to call it as dinner, so we drove out for food, and he recalled that he always wanted to try this pork place in SS2.
So we found a parking spot after 2 rounds of spot hunting. (Thanks to the "secret", we've got a relatively nice spot (though it was about 100m away from what I've anticipated in my mind!) We walked in, seated, and Andy ordered something but it was unavailable, the waitress recommended him another item on the menu. Pork ribs, i reckon, something like that.

I looked.
Well.. you know some restaurants put a few stars next to some items to reflect it was chef's recommendation? They have that too, but the item she recommended didn't have that, but it was the most expensive item in that page no less. I asked for justification, but Andy was too hungry to listen and told her to proceed with the order. Fine. So pork rib it is then. And since I've already had my dinner (sorry for not waiting for you Andy, but you knew I can't hold on my stomach for late dinners!) so I ordered a fruit smoothies, Andy got himself a beer, and last but not least Andy asked for another two cups of water, one warm and one iced-cold, the warm one was for me-the-easily-fall-sick-and-fragile-little-human (Roarrrr Edward Cullen!), and the cold one for himself, of course.

Waitress said: "We only sell mineral water."
Corra: "Oh it's okay we don't want to buy your mineral water, just serve us plain water will do."
Waitress: "Don't have."
Andy: "You mean you can't serve us water?"
Waitress: "Cannot."
Corra: "We just ordered about RM50 worth of food and drinks!"
Waitress: "Ok la i will try."

Waitress placed down the order to kitchen and then went ahead to speak to a supposedly more educated Chinese lady. Nothing came back. Waitress brought the beer though, and Andy start drinking it. Then awhile later Andy asked again, waitress said the answer was a "No."
Andy chuckled a little and said, "Know what, if you are not going to serve us water we are going to walk out the door."
Waitress ran to that supposedly more educated Chinese lady again. And then she came back with the same answer.

So I thought I'd speak to this lady myself.

"Excuse me," I said. She came over.
"We've already ordered about RM50 worth of food and the reason why I wanted warm water was because I just recovered from bad cough."
Lady chuckled, like Andy, but she snorted. (She FLYING snorted at us OMFG? Hell yeah. )
"Okay f-i-n-e I'll get you two warm water." She walked away, but Andy didn't want to compromise. He politely told her that he didn't want his warm, he wanted it cold.That young lady rolled her eyes and looked completely annoyed and then... she hissed!! SHE SO FLYING HISSED AT US OMFFFFG!!! SHE WAS SO FLYING UGLY when she did that!!! At that moment I felt totally sorry for her parents/teachers/partners/colleageus AND BOSSES that she can FAIL them THAT MUCH THAT COMPLETELY! It was almost fair for me to only blame her parents for dropping her too many times when she was a baby. SSH. Oh no, I can't use that word. She didn't have Serena's boobs. It's not fair for me to call her that. And whilst I was having all these mixed feelings running around my mind and contemplating should I or should I not react, Andy snapped (whoa, he snapped. Dude, he is Andy, even a breasts-less SSH should know what it means *sigh too much Chuck Bass*).

But here's the thing: You would wonder how life molded us as a person... at least I wondered. Cause when Andy snapped, as in, yes, he reacted, but he was still being very polite. He politely asked her to forget about the rest of the order, and told her to just give us the bill for the beer. Then he patiently waited for the bill while drinking his beer.
"Let's blog about this." He said. (See? I told you he's upset!)

And up til Andy finishes his beer, the bill didn't come.
Geez.
How can this place even survive in SS2 for God sake?

In the end we walked there and paid. I grinned my big big grins and asked the rude breastsless bimbo that hisses her customers for a namecard and her name.

So.
Rebecca her name is. And her boss's name is William Chong. She is going so down cause he is so going to hear from me soon.

我給你，我不管你要不要。

不要跟我說“你不喜歡的話你可以不要買” ——  我從《女X》還是小冊子的時候就開始讀，買《女X》是習慣，就算是在後來的每！一！次！都失望，但是我每次走過看見雜誌心里都會冒起“再給一次機會吧”這句話。我今時今日買《女X》只為看阿管專欄唐唐專欄和放棄張貼大頭像蒙小姐的時尚報導，而每當我看見別人在自己的專欄裏揭發自己女性朋友的隱私（比如誰要孩子誰不要、誰小時候被虐待誰曾經在哪裏奚落過誰）我都會很鄙視很嫌棄，《女X》不是也不應該是讓你揭發你的女性男性朋友家人親戚的隱私的平臺 and it blows my mind how some people just won’t get it，爆娛樂圈裏的人的料啦喂，那些人有備而來比較會消化啊！

 

你試過過大道收費站被塞廣告傳單嗎？你試過從餐廳出來天忽然下雨你跑向車，沖進車裏看見擋風鏡粘著廣告傳單嗎？你試過在 The Curve’s The Street 的星巴克對面被推銷員攔路說“先生小姐請問你拿了你的free gift 了嗎？”？你試過從 The Curve 走去 Ikano 在那天橋檔口那兒被人攔路硬要你捐錢嗎？你知道我看見今時今日的《女X》是什麽感覺嗎？每一期，幾乎每一期都這樣：

而我每一次都要這樣咯：

 

那些免費贈品的下場全部都被我隨手丟掉。沒錯很浪費，可是我真的不要啊？不錯你是從市場調查角度出發，但社會裏會有像我這樣的人對這樣的做法極度反感。5 月號豈止是逼你要咖啡粉一包那麽簡單？雜誌拿出來時夾在裏面的宣傳小冊子掉了滿地，我一本一本撿起來全部送去循環箱子，連開來看也不想。

 

我知道《女X》人馬什麽洞隙都會去鑽，你遲早會找到我這裡，從你某專欄的常見大頭相從此不再出現我就知道你們有在聼，我會等你們終于看到這一篇，直到你們放棄使用這樣的宣傳方式爲止我放話 —— 從下一期起我會每月到書店只看不買，反正我只想讀阿管和唐唐，還有那個再也沒有蒙小姐自己大頭像出現的時尚報導而已。

Tax Filing

DNLM.

我不管是誰設計這樣的東西，ok？當你知道你在為 LHDN 設計東西你就要盡量不呈交數據太多次，一次過拿完要呈交的才呈交不行嗎？我進一次 dividend 要按一次 simpan，按一次 simpan 要等 5 分鐘，TNMCH，爛到死的設計！

 

Sohai.

Yaright.

My ass.

我討厭等待

電腦坏了，平均每十分鈡就要當機一次。

我討厭等待技術人員上門援助的時段；你來，還是不來？你要幾點來？我不想因爲你而延遲回家。

 

我討厭等待。

我討厭等待。

我討厭等待。

 

我想中學時期那個讓我在巴士車站等了三小時的遲到天后已經耗盡我所有能等的能耐。

搖腳達人

我肯定坐我前面的女子沒聽説過“男搖窮女搖賤”這句話。

她腳越搖越囂張，下一秒就要脫臼了似的，搖到這樣瘋狂真辜負了她那張長得挺好樣的臉。

搖到我有錯覺在船中。
I seasick.

冏rz

幹！

 

竟然为了一杯拉铁吵架，我想我和迪都是疯子。

真是 10 年道行一朝丧，我不喜欢 double shots latte，又看不过眼他爱，就侮辱他的 tastebud，我说是你的舌头抽烟弄坏了才会觉得好喝，他一喪失理智忘記老婆是不可以兇的就開始數落我。還扯下扯下扯到我不支持 na-eh 移民那事去，我火一来结果就掀开了骂战，真他妈的两个無敵 sohais.

 

***

 

整个年过得满肚子气，果然今天回娘家窝一整天的决定是对的。到最后还是证明了只有我自己的亲生家人爱我！

 

***

mahai 臨睡覺看见一些照片，sibeh eyesore + 感觉彻底被骗。

骗子远离我呀远离我呀天灵灵地灵灵的哟~~

why? why? why???

It’s been such a baaaad day to me and, I’ve got this message when I about to leave the work place:

“Urban Yoga@Kepong

*Flexible mthly pay package

*Unlimited classes

*36 teachers available to teach

*Free class given for first trial, kindly call 6258 3933 for details and enquiry, or reply this sms, thx!”

#$%##@!!! My fire came all the way up and I could even feel my blood boiling right around my medulla oblongata. I let my instinct take the lead this time and replied:

“Are you going to give me back my money or substitute my money by offering me with free membership given the fact that I am still freaking paying for your formerly known Yogazone yoga center? if not kindly remove my contact out from your distribution list before my patience wears out and start revealing my angst towards you. Leave me alone before I call this number and curse upon your so called promotion.”

$%^$##!!! if that person was smart, he/she would have just leave me alone by now, but no!!!!! They fucking REPLIED!!!!

“PLS TAKE NOTE, we are not related with yoga zone, we did not post price as we were making awareness on our center, anyting bout yogazone, pls contact RECEIVER COMPANY – FERRIER HODGSON MH, MR.KUMAR 03-22736227, they r handle tis case, thx.”

(Please read the message and guess what they meant, honestly they should at least spell the “anyting” correctly, loh. And what was it about “tis” and “tis”)

Being terribly annoyed, I replied:

“Great. My contact number belongs to Yogazone, did you also paid for the contact list? If you have got nothing to do with Yogazone like you’ve claimed, why are you even utilizing their database? Please remove my number out from your database now, I am not willing to receive newsletter from you at all.”

They then replied:

“we wil take note, thx.” (PLEASEEEE, READ THE “WIL”!!!!!)

****

Right, now here’s my say:

Please, do not join them, they might not make it, okay – for a company that have no idea how they could and should utilize the customer database is JUST NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. Customer database is PRICELESS, period. And if they were smart or I should say if they were even close to being smart, they should not put themselves in such situation – why do they even want to talk to someone so angry on purpose???!! WHY? WHY? WHY???? And hey, you have the database for god sake – all you should do is go do analysis, see what age range what race or even what occupation your potential market will be at, go do your freaking JOB!!!! You think what? They pay you to call and get fucked? Do the god damn homework instead of sending out SMS to remind people how they’ve been fooled!!!! Why even go near those people who had been betrayed? WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER SPENDING THAT 20CENTS TO SEND THAT SOHAI MESSAGE AND TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP IT IN SINGLE SMS SO THAT YOU WOULD NOT SPEND MORE THAN 20CENTS PER TEXT SENT, TO SOMEONE THAT YOU KNEW THEY WILL JUMP YOU FOR SURE? ARE YOU NOT USING YOUR BRAIN????

ARGH!!!!!

up and down up and down up and down...

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KNS.

今日。雜

chcher 爲人隨和，愛唱歌，配合度高，對朋友涼鞋查到，噢不，兩脇插刀才對……豁達，很看得開。

所以當他在臉簿上寫，希望人在某些時候能多體恤、體諒……

字句間失望情緒比較多。我希望他沒有太失望，畢竟人性是醜陋的。

***
今天是十五。我公務纏身無法在放午的時候去廟。
希望娘娘不怪。

***

會議會議會議。

踢都不動的東西依舊穩如泰山，固執地堅守原地紋風不動，我告訴自己別唾棄別人，對方都已經擺明他不要臉、他沒有羞恥心，他不介意遺臭萬年。

跟這樣的人生氣是在拿他的過錯來跟自己過不去，我這樣對自己說。

***
咦。爲什麽從來沒痛過的右下背，會開始痛的？
難道那痛決定放過左邊，來了個乾坤大挪移？

***
2pm 的會議，只有我在。

跟這種族群生氣，是沒有用，沒有用的。我這樣跟自己說。

BodyGuardz - Scratch Proof? Yearite.

This is iPhone first gen - not mine. I got mine fixed fairly well and I am not going to blog about it.

We decided to get ourselves this so that we no longer need to hide our phones, and since I have the crafter hands, I executed the job.

It is tough - really, I mean the shield. I tried scratching it with my pliers after I applied it, it didn't even plant a single line on it - but hell, it's scratched while I was applying the shield on the phone! Yes! Exactly, how can that happened??!!! Well I have absolutely no clue how this could happened - but it happened. The lucky thing is, the package came with two sets of these thing, I replaced it and it was alright this time, it didn't get ruinned because 1) I refused to use the squeegee, and 2) I did it my own way instead of what had been tauhgt in that freaking manual. But crap - what puzzled me is HOW CAN IT GET SCRATCHED?

And boy - applying this on the phone is not hard, the hard and painful part is when your phone start having cocked-up corners and you're left with no choice but to deal with it. Ah Damn!

逼我不買的《魔傑座》

周傑倫專輯終于面市，我急沖沖地去到Rock Corner，結果很失望。

Alex 說，進口版是鉄盒包裝，有DVD，送撲克牌，送一個魔術方塊（謝謝飛大哥告訴我），所以標價RM118，折扣以後要RM100……

……（無言。）
……（無奈。）
……（周傑倫你市場管理人很無聊。）

我要那些周邊產品把 7 咩？

其實周傑倫的歌在正式面市前我已經放進唱機在聼了，去買，是爲了履行我學生時代時許下的承諾。周傑倫真瞎，我是非常樂意付錢買他的創作，買歌買詞買聲音買他願意出賣的一切的啊，爲何周傑倫要逼我退縮呢？我在RC大概20分鐘，結果還是買不下手，空手離開了。心中的失落不是筆墨所能形容的！

那我等你這一批所謂的限量版賣光了再看吧！

另：網絡很神奇，如果周傑倫會看到我寫的這篇，我想對你說：“阿倫，我從21嵗就聼你的歌，現在我已經30嵗，我和你一起成長，請你不要把我當傻瓜，你的歌迷我已經不是小女孩了，請你要照顧像我這樣會長大會成熟的歌迷群，鉄盒魔術方塊和撲克牌對我來説不能算是收集品！”

結果現在還是跑回去聼Damien Rice 吧。真是失望得無可言喻。

冏r2

Boycott Kluang Station

到1U的Kluang Station去消費，弄了一肚子氣不吐不快。

我已經咳嗽了兩星期，坐下來吃飯只想喝杯溫水，那小二竟然“理直氣壯”地說“沒有溫水”，只有“不冷的礦泉水”。還說是他老闆的命令。（冏rz 啊真是沒天理的夭壽啊~~）

罷罷罷！我們忍。結果東西叫了以後他們送來筷子湯匙，外加 single-ply 面巾一瓢（冏rz 啊真是沒天理的夭壽啊~~），面巾可!憐!兮!兮!地躺在桌子上，我們看了都不禁大叫無奈！

大佬，生意真的有如此難做嗎？連基本都做不好，如何大展宏圖呢請問？ 國外的餐廳你一踏進去，二話不説先伺候你熱茶了，馬來西亞不進反退到底在搞什麽鬼呀？

Kluang Station 我以後是不會再去的了，連賣的Kopi 都無法依客人的要求調動下糖分量呢，問他，他還會理直氣壯地說：“Kopi是一早就弄好了的，沒得加沒得減的啦！”

cave

我今天只想躲起來。

媽的我只想回家躲起來，爲何這樣也難？

趕羚羊。

很 7 dulan

很久沒這樣一肚子氣過。
mahai，很7 dulan loh!

zomok 要醬 cheap？

Damansara Toll 的 4422 Siti 是我投訴的

跟你講，別想給氣我受。

星期五回家的時候，要過toll前的10分鐘，自然而然地開始掏錢包拿錢。RM1，我找好久找不到，才想起所有錢都放在另一條褲子的褲袋裏，而星期五我穿Jeans。我不死心，就開始往平常放散角的小籐罐挖，挖了很久，挖到很多不再生産的一分錢，就是儹不夠RM1。結果沒辦法就把平時收著以防不備時用的RM50拿出來。

我知道拿RM50去讓人找換是會令人討厭的，我去pasar malam 那樣做的話肯定會被剷到直頭飛起啦~ 可是我能怎樣？我的“摸和走”沒有credit了，我的手指也在挖散角過程中弄損了，那要怎樣？

我給咯。

他媽的我告訴你，當我滿懷歉意把RM50遞出去的時候，竟然聽見很大聲很大聲的“TSK”！mahai~ya! 我的歉疚被那一聲 TSK 一掃而空，馬上怒氣騰騰地問（媽的我竟然還得仰望她）：“我沒有散錢你怎麽可以這樣 TSK 我？”而那死云吞竟然看都不看我（應該是在TSK 我的那一刻已經開始後悔，因爲我怎麽看也不像是一個會息事寧人的人）！她漠視我的責問的態度讓我火燒得更大：“你那樣的臉給我看是什麽意思？”而！她！還！是！不！看！我！

你死定了！我在心裏說。我取出我的手機，鍵入她的ID（大家我告訴你，這樣的氣不是我們消費人受的，記得現在他們的ID都公開在他們的窗口外，要充分利用消費人的權利知道嗎？），她這個時候錢已經找換好了，所以終于轉過頭來要把錢找換給我，我故意不接過來，繼續鍵入她的ID，4422，云吞名叫 Siti，"you are going so down!" 我在心裏說，她終于開口說了一聲 thank you，我擡頭看她，她（很狗地）對著我微微笑了一笑接著再點了點頭，我伸手把錢接過來，目無表情地對她說了一聲：too late, this won't work!

回到家就拿出toll的單據，煞有介事地撥了熱綫，強烈地表示了我的不滿，並要求對方跟進。

我本來有想過嚇嚇她，不會真的要去投訴她，可是退後想一想今天要是換了是我媽甚至我爸逼不得已拿出那RM50給她，她肯定會以更不禮貌地態度對待他們。一想到這裡就覺得非常不可以原諒，這樣的小動作絕不能妥協，所以，熱綫還是要打的，Damansara Toll 的4422 Siti 踫到了我是她倒楣，如果她沒有被炒，如果她還有下次，希望4422 將不再重犯這樣的錯誤！

並且鬱悶

非常煩躁，並且鬱悶。

不知道發生什麽事情。

囘 610T 走一趟，發現 2004 年開始就在那裏混的人有些還在繼續混，有的變聰明了，有的繼續笨。喏，掌門人曾說論壇是憂鬱鬼流連的地方，一旦住下陰魂不散，我想，經過 4 年（媽呀竟然已經四年！）的光陰洗禮，那個 L 竟然還能夠整天地喋喋不休，self pity party 開了四年，真的有夠有能耐。

這麽煩燥，不懂是不是因爲肚子餓？

988 的新

這幾天剛好早上開會然後中午折返公司，就聽見新的節目，xin yi 新什麽 （我記不住名字），我想說，xin yi 很差。不信？你叫她讀：十四是十四，四十是四十，給你聼。我本來不想投訴，可是真的很惡頂，她問阿John：“你自己有沒有司（試）過那樣？”，“我不滋（知）道，我不懂。”

諸如此類諸如此類。

xin yi 一直虧 John 的廣東話不准，我倒建議xin yi 完全不說華語好了！

P/S： K6 真的是勁爆笑啊！

我公司裏的男同事多數不長球

我的咖啡癮，已經促使我自備一罐200g的Nescafe咖啡粉上班！！！！因爲新客戶這裡的咖啡，難喝到最不會嫌棄劣等咖啡的我都忍不住嫌棄！

最近一直跑來跑去，別人的工程自己的工程…… 怎麽說呢？我對現在干IT的男生感覺有點遺憾，明明已經是斷奶很久的壯碩男子，竟然比女生“軟弱”：不積極、不上進、不肯學、逃避、推卸責任，還豪無廉恥之心把自己盤中屎往女生同事（我），當頭淋下，縂的一句： fucking no balls. 發生了什麽事啊究竟？

懷念舊時光的那些人對工作的投入度，就算他們很少很熱忱，不過，至少認真，至少誠懇，至少肯commit。

工作間的槍聲

總是羡慕那種時時有人撐腰的人，是他們看起來非常柔弱無助，沒人撐腰他們就會倒下碎掉，崩潰？也許我該哭一次，那以後就會有人撐我了。

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我討厭胡亂為我身體不適找原因的人。尤其是女人。別再説“難怪你會生病”…… 一副很了解我生病原因的樣子，事實上根本說不上認識。說那樣的話讓你看起來很笨。你不是我，而我不想解釋。