我他妈的有话要说！

开始时是你们两人的感情关系脆弱得经不起任何风吹雨打。

你的男人直接要我承诺绝不跟你提起任何有关我和他的过去，也直接向我要求我不要介入或关心你们任何状况，你很有默契地开始并坚决逃避对我说起任何事情，包括有关的和没有关的，我他妈的被你们这要恋爱又怕得要死的两个人施压，我体谅着不闻不问，希望不提起大家便不用尴尬，不主动与你们任何两个联系，让你们心无旁骛全力修炼爱情，如今你们两人修成正果（恭喜！你们这是万众所归！），但我他妈的竟变了你们镜子里面的猪八戒！

我觉得我们大家应该出来见面，我绝对不会不自在！但如果你们两人因为我在而显得不自在，那是不是又要我承担责任？

你们用你们弱不禁风的情感信任，伤害一大票人，不要说是我做了什么，我是因为什么都不做了才变了猪八戒！不告而别说成是忘了交代，其实不是，你就是特别记住了才故意不交代，如果这是事实那你这样直接跟我说没关系，我承受得起，我承受不起也会吞下去，你实在不用对我说什么客套话，你不必为了体面去对我撒谎，你一撒谎你就弄低了自己，为了我这样一个人，你去弄低你自己干嘛？

受中文教育的子弟，你們在做什麽？

我忍無可忍非罵人不可了。這樣的下流事不是身在中國的朋友做的，因爲身在中國的朋友根本無法瀏覽 Blogspot，但這些學中文的華人子弟我請你們不要繼續做這種下流事，與其浪費時間到處留言放鏈接，你們要知道這樣做是在製造網絡垃圾？能上網寫博的人都有基本思考能力，請你不要這樣試探和侮辱博客的智慧。

 

各位本站讀者，我建議大家都開始監視你的博文回應，不要開放自由回應，因爲現有一群社會渣滓正在到處在博客的家裏拉屎，身份他們用的是中文字，我也確定他們不是電腦自動發放這些垃圾，全都是人工發放的！如果你看見有人寫這樣的東西：

一定要保持最佳狀況呦，加油!!!期待你發表的新文章！…………………………………………………

請注意！不要隨便通過回應！因爲這句子後面的每一顆點都是一個連接，隨便一按這些點兒那些走旁門左道的傢伙就會收到錢，不要讓他們佔你網站的便宜，不要助長這樣的歪風，請合力打擊這些居心不良的舉止動作。我鼓勵大家把這貼轉貼，沒有連囘我的網站也沒有關係，只要你將意識傳達，多一人知曉則多一人受惠。感恩。

 

謝謝。

我奉旨PO 這個

在新加坡過聖誕，本來的打算是到 Jones 吃早餐，但聖誕節他們沒有營業，於是到了附近的 PS. Cafe 給人海海划了一刀在頸項。食物賣相不錯，但付那樣的錢我會期待更多，而不是僅僅如此而已。

下面這個普通雙蛋、豬肉香腸、貝肯、一條盧筍，一杯罐頭黃豆 - SGD$23！

5 人吃，每人叫一份早餐，不外就是罐頭豆和貝肯，外加一杯熱巧克力或茶，熱巧克力要SGD$7.50，菊花茶SGD$5.50, Mellow Yellow SGD$9.50，總共竟付了SGD$165。買單的迪他姐說，那樣的價錢她負擔得來有餘，不過不值得，PS.Cafe，我們不鼓勵大家去。

丟！

天方夜譚。

護照照片都還沒拿出來，現在一看竟是只剩下soft copy。KNS 那個有 P 用？百思不得其解是什麽時候和如何弄丟的，生氣自己啊！！！

BAN - Premium Pork 三板頭 Sanbanto @ SS2

So Andy reached home at 8-ish, considered VERY early if I compare it to the usual time he would come home after joining his current workplace. I bought him his favorite junk food but it was too little to call it as dinner, so we drove out for food, and he recalled that he always wanted to try this pork place in SS2.
So we found a parking spot after 2 rounds of spot hunting. (Thanks to the "secret", we've got a relatively nice spot (though it was about 100m away from what I've anticipated in my mind!) We walked in, seated, and Andy ordered something but it was unavailable, the waitress recommended him another item on the menu. Pork ribs, i reckon, something like that.

I looked.
Well.. you know some restaurants put a few stars next to some items to reflect it was chef's recommendation? They have that too, but the item she recommended didn't have that, but it was the most expensive item in that page no less. I asked for justification, but Andy was too hungry to listen and told her to proceed with the order. Fine. So pork rib it is then. And since I've already had my dinner (sorry for not waiting for you Andy, but you knew I can't hold on my stomach for late dinners!) so I ordered a fruit smoothies, Andy got himself a beer, and last but not least Andy asked for another two cups of water, one warm and one iced-cold, the warm one was for me-the-easily-fall-sick-and-fragile-little-human (Roarrrr Edward Cullen!), and the cold one for himself, of course.

Waitress said: "We only sell mineral water."
Corra: "Oh it's okay we don't want to buy your mineral water, just serve us plain water will do."
Waitress: "Don't have."
Andy: "You mean you can't serve us water?"
Waitress: "Cannot."
Corra: "We just ordered about RM50 worth of food and drinks!"
Waitress: "Ok la i will try."

Waitress placed down the order to kitchen and then went ahead to speak to a supposedly more educated Chinese lady. Nothing came back. Waitress brought the beer though, and Andy start drinking it. Then awhile later Andy asked again, waitress said the answer was a "No."
Andy chuckled a little and said, "Know what, if you are not going to serve us water we are going to walk out the door."
Waitress ran to that supposedly more educated Chinese lady again. And then she came back with the same answer.

So I thought I'd speak to this lady myself.

"Excuse me," I said. She came over.
"We've already ordered about RM50 worth of food and the reason why I wanted warm water was because I just recovered from bad cough."
Lady chuckled, like Andy, but she snorted. (She FLYING snorted at us OMFG? Hell yeah. )
"Okay f-i-n-e I'll get you two warm water." She walked away, but Andy didn't want to compromise. He politely told her that he didn't want his warm, he wanted it cold.That young lady rolled her eyes and looked completely annoyed and then... she hissed!! SHE SO FLYING HISSED AT US OMFFFFG!!! SHE WAS SO FLYING UGLY when she did that!!! At that moment I felt totally sorry for her parents/teachers/partners/colleageus AND BOSSES that she can FAIL them THAT MUCH THAT COMPLETELY! It was almost fair for me to only blame her parents for dropping her too many times when she was a baby. SSH. Oh no, I can't use that word. She didn't have Serena's boobs. It's not fair for me to call her that. And whilst I was having all these mixed feelings running around my mind and contemplating should I or should I not react, Andy snapped (whoa, he snapped. Dude, he is Andy, even a breasts-less SSH should know what it means *sigh too much Chuck Bass*).

But here's the thing: You would wonder how life molded us as a person... at least I wondered. Cause when Andy snapped, as in, yes, he reacted, but he was still being very polite. He politely asked her to forget about the rest of the order, and told her to just give us the bill for the beer. Then he patiently waited for the bill while drinking his beer.
"Let's blog about this." He said. (See? I told you he's upset!)

And up til Andy finishes his beer, the bill didn't come.
Geez.
How can this place even survive in SS2 for God sake?

In the end we walked there and paid. I grinned my big big grins and asked the rude breastsless bimbo that hisses her customers for a namecard and her name.

So.
Rebecca her name is. And her boss's name is William Chong. She is going so down cause he is so going to hear from me soon.

請善待別人的女兒

媽說，妹今天很難過，今天她全公司的人都故意往外跑，就是沒有人想留在公司裏面睹物思人。

 

她同事，34 嵗吧，丈夫小她 2 嵗。結婚后生下一個女兒，才知道自己患有心臟有孔（其實我不明白，這女子的父母都沒有告訴過她她心臟有孔的嗎？還是覺得已經趁她小時已經動手術醫好就可以假裝遺症不存在？），女子生了一胎僥幸沒事，醫生千叮萬囑絕對不能再懷孕，豈料丈夫家人仗著家纏萬貫，深信錢能解決一切障礙，於是堅持要女子為他家生個男丁。她終于再次懷孕。

 

周六那天她挺著大大大大肚子還去上班，她其實已經呼吸困難，而且醫生說其實產期已到，隨時可以剖腹產子，但富家翁富家婆說要剖腹得擇日，周六非好日。據說，她家人並不知曉她被逼生子這事，她只與同事們說……

 

周日，她情況危急，普通醫院拒收，轉入別間，兒子順利出生，母親壯烈犧牲。

 

豈有此理！幹！真他媽的幹！像女子沒有媽媽生、沒人疼那般。我第一句問出來的話，是“她老公死嘎？”

The essential 2 ways relationship

The first thing he told me after the first day at new company was: “They have already have everything sorted out for me – working area, docking system, keyboard, monitor, mouse, stationary, car-park... and everything else. And all of us even have a pot of flower!” He grinned, “That’s nice isn’t it? I am well taken care of, so now I could concentrate in taking care of them.”

 

So the theory is: if you are not well taken care of by your company, then you can’t take care of the company. You will do what you’re paid for, but you can’t take care of the company. What you’re paid to do and the company itself are two separate entities. You do the job, you won’t want to have anything else with your company. And the most important thing is – it isn’t because you didn’t want to, you simply won’t have the capacity to. You would rather invest your effort somewhere else, somewhere where 2-ways relationship was possible.

警告

凡事物極必反。 每個人都要學習適可而止。

我的善心非常有限。目前已經見底。你最好不要放肆。

我給你，我不管你要不要。

不要跟我說“你不喜歡的話你可以不要買” ——  我從《女X》還是小冊子的時候就開始讀，買《女X》是習慣，就算是在後來的每！一！次！都失望，但是我每次走過看見雜誌心里都會冒起“再給一次機會吧”這句話。我今時今日買《女X》只為看阿管專欄唐唐專欄和放棄張貼大頭像蒙小姐的時尚報導，而每當我看見別人在自己的專欄裏揭發自己女性朋友的隱私（比如誰要孩子誰不要、誰小時候被虐待誰曾經在哪裏奚落過誰）我都會很鄙視很嫌棄，《女X》不是也不應該是讓你揭發你的女性男性朋友家人親戚的隱私的平臺 and it blows my mind how some people just won’t get it，爆娛樂圈裏的人的料啦喂，那些人有備而來比較會消化啊！

 

你試過過大道收費站被塞廣告傳單嗎？你試過從餐廳出來天忽然下雨你跑向車，沖進車裏看見擋風鏡粘著廣告傳單嗎？你試過在 The Curve’s The Street 的星巴克對面被推銷員攔路說“先生小姐請問你拿了你的free gift 了嗎？”？你試過從 The Curve 走去 Ikano 在那天橋檔口那兒被人攔路硬要你捐錢嗎？你知道我看見今時今日的《女X》是什麽感覺嗎？每一期，幾乎每一期都這樣：

而我每一次都要這樣咯：

 

那些免費贈品的下場全部都被我隨手丟掉。沒錯很浪費，可是我真的不要啊？不錯你是從市場調查角度出發，但社會裏會有像我這樣的人對這樣的做法極度反感。5 月號豈止是逼你要咖啡粉一包那麽簡單？雜誌拿出來時夾在裏面的宣傳小冊子掉了滿地，我一本一本撿起來全部送去循環箱子，連開來看也不想。

 

我知道《女X》人馬什麽洞隙都會去鑽，你遲早會找到我這裡，從你某專欄的常見大頭相從此不再出現我就知道你們有在聼，我會等你們終于看到這一篇，直到你們放棄使用這樣的宣傳方式爲止我放話 —— 從下一期起我會每月到書店只看不買，反正我只想讀阿管和唐唐，還有那個再也沒有蒙小姐自己大頭像出現的時尚報導而已。

Tax Filing

DNLM.

我不管是誰設計這樣的東西，ok？當你知道你在為 LHDN 設計東西你就要盡量不呈交數據太多次，一次過拿完要呈交的才呈交不行嗎？我進一次 dividend 要按一次 simpan，按一次 simpan 要等 5 分鐘，TNMCH，爛到死的設計！

 

Sohai.

Yaright.

My ass.

騙子

（圖與文無關。）

 

陶先生獻身説法，不再隱瞞郭小姐確實和他有過一段。

 

如果你覺得陶先生活該，我不怪你；如果你問我，我會說郭小姐做人最好要有良心一點。

 

***

 

一樣米養百樣人，我遇過不少堅持要單身快樂的人。因爲單身，所以當開始一段畸戀，就馬上理所當然地把自己放在“受害人”位置，委屈啊我很委屈：現在不是我不要和你在一起，是你不可以和我在一起，可是我愛你，我知道你也會愛我，我什麽都不要，我可以永不見天日，我那樣愛你也可以。

 

這些人依賴某种特定養分活著。

這種養分叫愛。他們可以和自己談戀愛 -- 如果大腦可以自行生産愛的感覺的話。

根本不需要承諾，“未來”根本不在畫面裏，我只要今天被愛，也在今天愛你，我只要這樣就很快樂。

 

結果，你已經知道結果。

這是最不留痕跡的感情欺騙方式。你可以說是出軌那方的錯，他確實有錯，他是把持不住，他是愛上別人了，那怎樣？人性本是脆弱！人生考驗那麽多，過關斬將有時會全軍覆沒有時全身以退有時賠了夫人折了兵，喂這樣就是現實寫照啊！如果你說不是，那人到底要多刀槍不入才能算是堅強？於是會出軌的出軌了，騙子要的愛情養分也拿了並且走了，那現在怎樣？投訴嗎？投訴無門啊！我弟那天才說，愛的時候是真的，不愛了的時候也是真的 —— 不就是真的是這樣嗎，不愛了的先走一步，你早晚得醒，早晚得往另一方走去。

 

啞子吃黃連，投訴有用嗎現在？會受傷的還是會受傷，不管你是否仍有歸家之路；他養分取足了就是取足了，你目送他去並祝福他吧。

 

（此文獻給你，那人渣你忘記去吧，希望他早日變的有良心一點。）

我愛你

小B 昨天傍晚用我的電話撥了通電話給他外公，就是我爸，然後他對他說，我愛你，我要跟你玩。

然後我聽見我爸說：我也愛你，也要跟你玩。

 

#%!&!**!!!!!

 

我爸從來不會對我說我愛你，也不會跟我講他要跟我玩。我小時候一在玩耍就會吃藤條，我爸會告訴我勤有功嬉無義，或：“玩玩玩，功課做完liao 沒有？做完 liao 書溫習 liao 沒有？玩物喪志知道沒有？”

 

sibeh 不甘願咯現在我。

浪費了，這個星期天。

咖啡還沒喝下，前男友就接到電話，說非得到公司一趟不可。

 

微軟的存在無疑提供許多工作機會 —— 包括珍貴的星期天。

真了不起。全世界都得為它賣命。真他媽的臭王八。

 

三月的第一個星期天，就這樣無價值地浪費去了。

幹！

 

竟然为了一杯拉铁吵架，我想我和迪都是疯子。

真是 10 年道行一朝丧，我不喜欢 double shots latte，又看不过眼他爱，就侮辱他的 tastebud，我说是你的舌头抽烟弄坏了才会觉得好喝，他一喪失理智忘記老婆是不可以兇的就開始數落我。還扯下扯下扯到我不支持 na-eh 移民那事去，我火一来结果就掀开了骂战，真他妈的两个無敵 sohais.

 

***

 

整个年过得满肚子气，果然今天回娘家窝一整天的决定是对的。到最后还是证明了只有我自己的亲生家人爱我！

 

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mahai 臨睡覺看见一些照片，sibeh eyesore + 感觉彻底被骗。

骗子远离我呀远离我呀天灵灵地灵灵的哟~~

Hate it

我厌恶这样的精神拉扯游戏。

但，救人一命胜造七级浮屠。

Rant

12/17/2008  11:32:59 PM  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  corra  yo
12/17/2008  11:34:12 PM  corra  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  ?
12/17/2008  11:34:21 PM  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  corra  how'r ya doing?
12/17/2008  11:34:42 PM  corra  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  http://de-cors.blogspot.com/2008/12/why-why-why.html
12/17/2008  11:34:43 PM  corra  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  bad.
12/17/2008  11:35:05 PM  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  corra  ooh it's in english :o
12/17/2008  11:35:07 PM  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  corra  that's gotta be bad
12/17/2008  11:36:44 PM  corra  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  yea easier to rant
12/17/2008  11:36:52 PM  ~*SYang*~ "YAYYY!"  corra  ahh i get it de

 

‘Nuf said.

Leave me alone.

why? why? why???

It’s been such a baaaad day to me and, I’ve got this message when I about to leave the work place:

“Urban Yoga@Kepong

*Flexible mthly pay package

*Unlimited classes

*36 teachers available to teach

*Free class given for first trial, kindly call 6258 3933 for details and enquiry, or reply this sms, thx!”

#$%##@!!! My fire came all the way up and I could even feel my blood boiling right around my medulla oblongata. I let my instinct take the lead this time and replied:

“Are you going to give me back my money or substitute my money by offering me with free membership given the fact that I am still freaking paying for your formerly known Yogazone yoga center? if not kindly remove my contact out from your distribution list before my patience wears out and start revealing my angst towards you. Leave me alone before I call this number and curse upon your so called promotion.”

$%^$##!!! if that person was smart, he/she would have just leave me alone by now, but no!!!!! They fucking REPLIED!!!!

“PLS TAKE NOTE, we are not related with yoga zone, we did not post price as we were making awareness on our center, anyting bout yogazone, pls contact RECEIVER COMPANY – FERRIER HODGSON MH, MR.KUMAR 03-22736227, they r handle tis case, thx.”

(Please read the message and guess what they meant, honestly they should at least spell the “anyting” correctly, loh. And what was it about “tis” and “tis”)

Being terribly annoyed, I replied:

“Great. My contact number belongs to Yogazone, did you also paid for the contact list? If you have got nothing to do with Yogazone like you’ve claimed, why are you even utilizing their database? Please remove my number out from your database now, I am not willing to receive newsletter from you at all.”

They then replied:

“we wil take note, thx.” (PLEASEEEE, READ THE “WIL”!!!!!)

****

Right, now here’s my say:

Please, do not join them, they might not make it, okay – for a company that have no idea how they could and should utilize the customer database is JUST NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. Customer database is PRICELESS, period. And if they were smart or I should say if they were even close to being smart, they should not put themselves in such situation – why do they even want to talk to someone so angry on purpose???!! WHY? WHY? WHY???? And hey, you have the database for god sake – all you should do is go do analysis, see what age range what race or even what occupation your potential market will be at, go do your freaking JOB!!!! You think what? They pay you to call and get fucked? Do the god damn homework instead of sending out SMS to remind people how they’ve been fooled!!!! Why even go near those people who had been betrayed? WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER SPENDING THAT 20CENTS TO SEND THAT SOHAI MESSAGE AND TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP IT IN SINGLE SMS SO THAT YOU WOULD NOT SPEND MORE THAN 20CENTS PER TEXT SENT, TO SOMEONE THAT YOU KNEW THEY WILL JUMP YOU FOR SURE? ARE YOU NOT USING YOUR BRAIN????

ARGH!!!!!

Excellent piece of advice

"He called you a bitch mah... you should show him that you are not just a bitch. You are THE bitch who will bring him down."

- by C.M in reply to my note to a loser.

Thanks C, excellent piece of advice.

佛都有火

我就是这样一个人，那样地以文字为主，甚至可以以文字完成一场恋爱周期。你以你的角度，自以为客观地申述，说我以自己的标准经营一段感情，并期望能以文字谱出一场荡气回肠，我自得其乐，并且渐渐练就一副金刚不坏之身，我非常坚强，我永远勇往直前，我甚至永远被误会也无所谓。

而重点是你必须是一个受害者，于是我必须是加害你的人。我毒蛇般喂养毒害你的毒汁，却不留一点蛛丝马迹，等到你蓦然发现，却已是毒入腑脏毒入骨髓毒入膏肓毒入魂魄，你万劫不复，我在冷笑。

如果我们爱过，那一定是一场天大的误会 + 世界级的荒谬绝顶。

P/S 你一定要对我写的这篇文章满意，一定要。别辜负我一番如此大的让步。